I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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