the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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