return my video game
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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