what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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