Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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