It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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