The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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