It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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