next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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