we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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