On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Randomize