If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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