69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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