All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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