wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.