So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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