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• (281): View more from Texas

  wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning

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  My face left an imprint in the loaf...

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (760): View more from California

  I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here

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• (585): View more from New York

  Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret

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• (415): View more from California

  So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.

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