I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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