I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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