i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you guys were way drunker than both of me
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
