This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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