My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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