thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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