I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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