I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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