It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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