omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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