proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How's work?
Spinning.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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