Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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