last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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