i think my tv is drunk
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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