hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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