She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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