How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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