i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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