The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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