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his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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