I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
