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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me

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I wanna passion pit in your ass

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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!

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question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.

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(210): View more from Texas

Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick

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(315): View more from New York

im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor

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(407): View more from Florida

Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.

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(714): View more from California

I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick

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that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night

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Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?

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Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live

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That’s legit

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