so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I want a musical about memes.
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