ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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