well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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