OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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