Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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