This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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