OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I party with great urgency now.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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