so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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