Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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