Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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