This is not my ceiling
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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