YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
