she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
