let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
