OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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