Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
