Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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