i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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