By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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