I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
